Tsuki – Chapter 299: Surprise Show

What are you doing? 

The short words that were supposed to have come from deep down my throat ended up being let out as a sad sigh.

My eyes were rolled at the surprise. 

It is the Chihiro Man Rai Restaurant; our lodging.

““Welcome home♪.””

I was welcomed with strange high energy. 

There’s Tomoe, Mio, and Iroha-chan.

Haku Mokuren-san is there too. 

In chinese dresses.

“The Gorgon we left at Mizuha contacted us telling us that the clothes were complete.” (Tomoe)

Tomoe who had a bright blue attire explains this. 

Aah, the one at Mizuha.

The one that we simply ordered and just left someone of Asora there waiting to be completed, huh.

But did the sample have such a deep slit? 

Why are you exposing that figure of yours with such fun?

“Hm, my legs are a bit…Waka-sama, do you like this dress?” (Mio)

It is the classic black, but I feel like I rarely see a black chinese dress, and Mio asks me my opinion.

Even if you ask me about likes or dislikes, I don’t have that much of an interest in cosplay, you see.

I do think it suits her.

Aah, then does that mean I like it? So that’s how it is, I understand now.

“It is a bit different from a yukata… So this is a chinese dress, huh. This is the first time I wear this.” (Iroha)

“I am taking part in this~♪” (Haku)

Iroha-chan’s is blue colored.

Is it that? Is she conscious about Tomoe’s blue? 

Or more like, why are you here? 

Aren’t you in the middle of a big crisis that might flip around the Ministry of Justice?

For some reason, the lower area is made short, turning it into a mini chinese dress. What’s with that? 

That’s indecent.

Shougetsu-san is…I don’t see him here.

Izumo…is not here either.

The stoppers are absent?! 

Where are the males?! 

Also, Haku-san…she is also wearing a mini chinese dress.

By the way, she is the one that gives the highest feeling of being cosplay. 

To be specific, there’s a high level of exposure. But even when looking at her, I don’t feel that much either. 

Maybe because her usual dancer clothing actually has more exposure. Like, her stomach, her armpits, and her back.

There’s more hidden parts here, so it is easier to the eye than her usual self.

Taking part, she says. In the first place, those were made with the sizes of Tomoe and Mio in mind. I am impressed you could even wear it.

“Hm?” 

The fact that this person is here…

The sudden 4 people in chinese dresses made my mind fly away for a moment, but I noticed something.

One is missing.

“Is Ginebia-san also here?” (Makoto)

“…I am. I won’t be doing that cosplay though.” (Ginebia)

Ooh, there she is.

The one who opened the sliding door and appeared was certainly Ginebia-san.

The companion of Haku-san.

But she is not in her priest attire.

It is a maid outfit from the Taisho Era… If I remember correctly, it is the uniform of the judiciary here.

Arrow feather patterned. It is simple, but fits her well. 

Must have been Tomoe or Mio who selected that one.

“Uhm, what is the meaning of this?” (Makoto)

Tomoe is making a variety of poses.

Mio is looking over here with blazing eyes.

Iroha-chan is tottering around and at times would do a spin.

Haku-san is doing nimble dance moves with a rhythm that clearly don’t fit her outfit.

It is chaos.

In my perspective, there’s a chaos that surpasses last night’s right here.

For now, I ask that question to Ginebia-san who seems to be standing still enduring a headache.

She is also wearing a cute white frilly apron, but I felt like she is the one that’s the sanest here.

“Well, just like what Tomoe-san said, we were contacted by a personnel of the Kuzunoha Company that was in Mizuha.” (Ginebia)

“Okay?” (Makoto)

“And a massive amount of costumes were brought here.” (Ginebia)

“…” 

Fumu fumu, no joke, I can perfectly understand till there.

“Also, well, it must be your fault, Raidou-kun.” (Ginebia)

“Why?!” (Makoto)

“Because after your thought transmission, Tomoe-san began to run wild.” (Ginebia)

“?”

“I don’t know if you are called Danna-sama or Goshujin-sama, but they were trying to cheer you up since you seemed to be feeling down.” (Ginebia)

“…Ooh.” (Makoto)

“And so, we who unluckily asked them what’s the matter also got dragged into it. Well, that’s basically the gist of it. Fuuh…” (Ginebia)

Ginebia-san, who is a priest that speaks with her fists, explains this as if tired.

Haku-san is pretty into it, so that must be how the relationship of these two work.

“T-Thanks for your hard work.” (Makoto)

“By the way, I am not a priest who speaks with her fists. Properly face the feelings of those girls that went out of their way to wear clothes they aren’t used to to better your mood, okay?” (Ginebia)

“Ah, y-yes.” (Makoto)

“Also, if possible, erase this sight of Haku and I from your memories. Why am I made to wear this frilly hostess-looking clothes or whatever? Geez.” (Ginebia)

Ah.

Ginebia-san gives advice for our relationship like Rokuya-san did.

Now that I think about it, she is also a Wise.

That’s why she understands the original use of these kinds of costumes. 

Right, there’s also people who are embarrassed by this.

Or more like, that’s the normal reaction.

“Waka!” (Tomoe)

Tomoe calls me with plenty vigor.

“Yeah, what is it?” (Makoto)

“We will be changing into bunny costumes after, so I was thinking that maybe we could accompany you in the bath with those on! Outside should have been cold, so your body must be cold!” (Tomoe)

Right.

The chinese dresses were the uniforms of jailers, if I remember correctly.

…Wait, that’s not it!

“What you are saying makes no sense, Tomoe! Also, I wasn’t hit by the rain at all! I can bathe at night!” (Makoto)

“What?! So this is not a costume for bathing purposes?! Muuh, Haku, are there no costumes made for bathing within the ones that arrived? Our Waka is a late bloomer, you see. It would be great if it is something that hides skin somewhat…” (Tomoe)

I feel like you are trying to make this a settled matter already, but it is not like I bathe with you guys on the daily, you know?! 

“Of course, we can choose some, Tomoe-chi! No need to worry either, Mio who is looking over here as if pleading! There were a number of varied swimsuits there! Let’s see…” (Haku)

……

I have to stay firm.

It seems like being weak doesn’t bring anything good after all.

I thought this while I was watching with blank eyes this situation where a good amount of costumes were flying in the air.

And then, I noticed.

The fact that Lime, Beren, and Hokuto were at a corner of the room.

It looks to me like they erased their presence and were trying to make it so the girls didn’t surround and drag them into it.

…Aah, I understand that feeling really well.

“Ah, there it is! Bikini! One piece! Pareo! But this one is a bit old, don’t you think, Bia?! Isn’t a neck holder with a pareo stylish?!” (Haku)

They apparently came to this world before we did.

But I wonder in what fashion trend were they from? 

I myself prefer things like long pareos and ones that have a lot of cloth though.

“Don’t talk with the assumption that we will be wearing it! Also, Tomoe-san and Mio-san have great body proportions, so there’s no need to go for the in-season fashion. They can just rock a bikini without worries. Especially towards a man!!” (Ginebia)

L-Long pareo…

Ginebia-san seems to be incredibly manly. 

I should go to a corner too.

We will all sit on our knees and wait for the storm to pass.

“Then what should we do about the color? Pink is a must have though.” (Haku)

“For colors, just go with black, white, red, and the occasional purple. There’s no popular fashion in terms of male tas—hey, Raidou-kun.” (Ginebia)

*Grab*

She grabbed the collar of my neck real hard.

Directly.

Strong, seriously strong.

“Ah, I won’t get in your way.” (Makoto)

“Do you think the only judge can leave before things are over? Just give it up.” (Ginebia)

She smiles.

Oi, did you know? At times, smiles can have Futsu dwell in them, you know? 

I feel like I could see an Ogre looming from her shoulder.

“Leaving before it is over? No way.  I was just thinking that there was the scent of soy sauce and miso from over there you see…Oi! At least change in a different room, Haku-san!” (Makoto)

You definitely must not!

“Haku! At least maintain the bare minimum decency! Hey, why is Iroha-chan the first one you are instantly hiding?! Tomoe-san and Mio-san, you go there. Oi, Haku!” (Ginebia)

“Hyaha, so fun~!! How long has it been since I have been surrounded by so much clothes!” (Haku)

How do they think I see Iroha-chan? Huh? 

That dancer-san, what kind of fetish does she think I have?! 

I am normal, you know! Probably.

“It was only for a bit. I admit that I was feeling down only for a bit. But to think that it would summon this kind of chaos… How did it turn out this way?!” (Makoto)

“Ooh, Mio, since we have the chance! Your Arke… Hey, Minato! Let’s bring that and have some photos taken!” (Tomoe)

“…That’s a good idea.” (Mio)

Mio seems to be in too.

In the end, this surprise show continued till evening. 

Bunny dealer, nurse outfit, maid, swimsuit, yukata, secretary, policewoman, race queen, high schooler; they found a whole lot.

Minato was called and served as the cameraman with a reflex camera prototype, and Hokuto served as the assistant.

Right, the photo-like stuff that Minato managed to recreate are pretty popular in Asora especially within the female side.

Leaving aside Tomoe who gets interested in almost everything; people like Mio and Ema were also pretty interested as well.

Tomoe went ‘Don’t look at me with those eyes-ja, you idiot’ and slapped Lime away, but she seemed to be having fun.

Beren seemed to be more interested in the clothes rather than the people wearing it, and so he was concentrated in the clothes together with the Gorgon.

And so, this chaotic event propagated to everyone around.

I put my hands together in prayer.

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123 thoughts on “Tsuki – Chapter 299: Surprise Show”

  2. “I myself prefer things like long pareos and ones that have a lot of cloth though.”

    When it comes to lives, he is kinda a psycho.
    When it comes to girls, he is kinda gay.

  4. thanks for the chapter!

    didn’t expect the filler, but Iroha is truly enjoying herself while she’s going to separate her mama’s head two days later

  6. Thanks for chap

    I didn’t expect a sudden filler chap here. Looks like author wants to progress romance side quicker now.

    Umm what happened to firo who was always 1st here?

  10. Thankyou for the meal. Long time lurker and enjoyer of this story I started when I ran out of chapters of the manga. I could have never believed that I had found gold of a level of Lord of the Rings books. Something where you feeling angst like I felt when reading Return of the King. You knew the ride was over In this long drought, for the first time thought up a blueprint for various ends for the story as I knew it. But as a storyteller sense is better than me. — But I really liked the grand hotel they made by the new sea of Azore that even had a penthouse room for Tuskimoia to heal faster, a place for to raise Athena sama`s newly born son (she will need help as she is a working professional goddess), and the chid of the God of destruction Dicoten sama of the gifted Budda temple (at the shrine. remember the shrines three vessels) will have to have a place to grow up and can absorb a fare amount of damage. Even a place gifted to the bug of a goddess, to smooth things over for a happy ending where the world of the “bug goddess” dose not fall into destruction. Many thanks Reigokai for your hard work. I also read mao sama retry, liked it very much, any news on new wn chapters?. Tuska series reviving when our world is in temporal chaos makes me overjoyed. I have gone to two stores and found no toilet paper. I only have two full rolls in the house, and the thing that gets me – – it’s not a shitting virus ! ! ! Be safe out there boys and girls and Peace.

    ps I am waiting with bated breath for the next episode of Martial Peak @ Disaster scans. they just went from ep 150 to put out ep 492 in like two weeks time

  13. thanks for the chapterr, i just read this novel since 2weeks ago, and finally come to part when i have to wait

  14. “We will all sit on our knees and wait for the storm to pass.”
    Sigh** they’re doing this for you man..have some balls…seriously after almost 300 chapters..this guy hasn’t changed one bit..i really wanna punch him in the face.

  15. ” We will all sit on our knees and wait for the storm to pass. ”
    Sigh**.. wtf you thinking they’re doing that for you…after almost 300 chapters .. This guy hasn’t changed a bit ..still as pussy as ever…i wanna punch this guy damnit..

  19. Chapter 300!!!!!!!!!!! is HEEEREEEE!!!!!!.

    Now it’s definitive. The Author really came back. From now on it will be a chapter a week apparently

  23. Uh, why put Iroha in the revealing cosplay? Everyone besides her knows that it’s an outfit meant for *coughs* other purpouses. She’s bethrothed to his student already, and is also a child. Isn’t this… like really REALLY bad?

  30. Thanks for the chapter desu~

    I quite enjoyed the various clothing choices from Waka-Sama’s world. I particularly liked the “high school uniform” one.

    I wonder which one Waka-sama would like? I’ll wear the one that suits his tastes.

  33. I seriously doubt that Makoto will let stay the things with no changes…. That’s not too Makotoish, maybe new Asora inhabitants? A good sword trainer for the lizards will be very welcome

  35. That’s a sudden 180 shift compared to the previous chapter. Great to see a new one so soon. Hopefully there’s more in store.

  39. Thank for the chapter ^^

    Hmmmm, seem like the author still trying to get back in shape?

    fight, fight, as long as you write we will read (after Reigokai translated) XD

  40. This chapter confused me so bad. I was expecting Makoto to just ruin their mood by talking to Oroha about her having to kill her own mom. It the entire chapter is just the girls cosplaying trying to make Makoto happy but it’s just confusing him and me and I’m like why?! And I kind of gave up and just finished the chapter lol. I hope the next one is better and we see a plan being set up.

  47. Thanks for the chapter!

    Ow…My neck is a bit sore from that whiplash.
    Faihto, Tomoe! Mio! Go on the attack. Forever. Until he is eaten. The other Wise understand and shall support you.

    I admit, I lost track of a couple of character names for a good while, but I think I got it now. It’s truly been a long time, but seems like our author is getting back into it proper.

  50. Still confused why ginebia is with them
    Pretty sure shes the shield girl in tomoki’s party

    Thanks for the chapter

    2. Actually there is another girl with the same name as her whichis also one of the Adventurer of Origin, she first showed up on chap 253 or 252 who help Iroha and later fight with Tomoe in chap 275

  51. Thanks for the chapter! I’m rly not sure what to say about this one. The last one was kinda morose, and all of sudden we get hit with fan service lmao

    1. I’m getting a weird sense of deja vu reading some of these comments.

      bunny dealer
      my brain – Pssst! Hey buddy, you wanna buy a rabbit?

  54. So it’s fan service time in light novel when the book come out huh? Well, not a seaside or poolside fan service but sexy cosplay. Maybe in Manga itll be nice too. If there will be an anime production that would be super nice too. Well anime is impossible as of now, since sponsor for anime production for tsuki. I mean they will do anime production in large amount of yen, so for now I’ll look forward for the manga

  58. Ah.. This is not a dream right? New chapter again… Bliss at the max lvl with cosplay party, what a comeback.
    Thanks for the chapter.

    1. Makoto, why dont u just give in
      Sigh*
      I just want to lock makoto , tomoe and mio . and add some Aphrodisiac gas .

      We will probably see them after a week .😉

      And whoever donated kidney for azuma
      May god bless u lol
      Thanks for the chapter

      1. That wouldn’t work since a.) Tomoe and Mio have different physical weaknesses from actual humans (because they aren’t humans) b.) Makoto probably has detoxification magic and c.) Makoto, Tomoe, and Mio all probably have more than enough magic that poisoning them with regular gas drugs would be nearly impossible (especially impossible for Makoto).

        Good attempt though.

  62. I don’t know, put that group together, Trash is likely to follow Root’s lead in making things sexual, and Hibiki will probably take the opportunity to sacrifice a few thousand villagers to be rid of the lot of them.

      2. Yes I think that was clear, of course if she can not sacrifice anyone thats her prefered path but if one life can aavoid the death of 10 then sh ewill give that life in a heartbeat.

        1. If I recall, her reason for committing genocide against the Demons in this race war is literally “there are more hyumans than demons, so net positive.”

    2. no way, the fate of the 1000 inhabitants who were sacrificed will be revived with Tomoe and the gate will be eaten mio into chips for lunch before reaching the ears of Makoto

      1. Let’s say Hibiki throws Makoto back to Earth leaving Tomoe and Mio behind. The two will make her desire she died everyday until she dies (if they don’t make her immortal) from the torture they would implement on her. And probably destroy Limia and kill her friends on spite.

      2. Makoto already killed the gate when it badmouthed his family if I recall. Any sacrifices Hibiki makes would end up being pointless since the transfer gate is broken.

  64. Ooh, Makoto is still down? You know what will cheer you up, Makoto?
    Root.
    You should have a deep, heart-to-heart, unjustly reasonless violent talk with him. He’ll be thrilled.
    Throw in Trashmoki and Senpai in the mix, and you have a night to remember.

    Thanks for the chapter

    1. I don’t know, put that group together, Trash is likely to follow Root’s lead in making things sexual, and Hibiki will probably take the opportunity to sacrifice a few thousand villagers to be rid of the lot of them.

      woops, keyboard’s failing me for some reason, and caused me to overlook that I was posting a new comment instead of this reply

      1. Even if Hibiki does sacrifice the 1000 villagers makoto has already broken the gate so she will just be a murderer!!!

    1. Adventurers of Origin, that were seen several times in the background, throughout the last few arcs, I think they were a pair of wandering gluttons, one dressed as a Priest, who turns out is a fist fighter. I think they were the ones that gave Iroha some help, after she got robbed, and escorted her to the town where she met Makoto.

  67. Makoto, my dude, the longer you make them wait, the more over the top they will get, you should stop them while you can, at least once, bone them hard

    1. I think at this point, he’s heading towards the scenario where witnesses will attest that some body parts were blown off, by the force exerted by Tomoe and Mio, when they inevitably rape him.

  68. Phew. For a second there I thought a new chapter of TsukiMichi had come out. My imagination can be cruel sometimes.

    WAIT! WHAT?! DOES THAT SAY ‘CHAPTER 299’?! IS THIS REAL LIFE, OR JUST FANTASY?!

  71. This was nice. I wish we could have a few MC’s that aren’t herbivores or late bloomers. There’s an Isekai where the Mc is a slavemancer, that’s more like reality. Is being a late bloomer a Japanese or oriental thing? The chapter was nice however, it was short and served as comic relief.When are we gonna get to either some hot and heavy or a fight? Just saying.

    1. Well if you take the appearance of novels, manga, and anime, as reflections on Japanese society, a few years ago there were a lot of stories centered around teaching teenagers how to cope with stress induced disorders, like hair loss, IBS, and hemorrhoids for instance. Now I’m seeing more and more series focused on teaching couples how to be intimate, or outright teaching sex-ed.

      So something to think about.

    2. Being late bloomer in Japan is a generalization. Apparently some sites suggest that around half of female middle school students in Japan is not a virgin aka they had sex since middle school. Of course that’s if their partners are also students.

      It’s another matter if these middle school students uses prostitution to sold their body to ojii-san like in hentai.

    4. lol. a more “normie” isekai would be Death March, where Satoo keeps cockblocking the lolis, and fug the onee-san “working girls”.

    1. So did I.
      Truly not what I expected at all.
      Throughout the entire chapter I kept waiting for Makoto to bring up the execution topic with Iroha to change the subject (even if it wouldn’t be tactful), or for anything else to happen. I guess we’ll have to wait for the next chapters then.

      2. Makoto has been getting beaten about the head by everyone, including the about to be executed, that he’s can’t ignore the girls’ feelings anymore.
        He still tried to escape them ‘cheering him up’. But the Wise in the frilly apron grabbed him by the neck.

    2. Yeah, when he said Iroha was cosplaying I was like “don’t you know you will have to kill your own mother?”

      Mio and Tomoe being like that is business as usual, tho.

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