TLN: Hey guys, Reigokai here!
Just wanted to notify you guys of an error I made. I wrote that the first poison incident was 100 years ago, but it was 10 years ago. Sorry!
Also, only 1 month left to return! I already miss typing in my home sweet home. Translating on a cellphone is not for me. T_T
Gorgeous.
In this dance hall that can be described with that one word, the dressed up ladies and gentlemen were listening to the music that the orchestra was playing while passing an enjoyable time.
Glancing at these people that have a fake smile plastered on their face and are naturally spouting obvious flattery, I fill my plate with the food that’s releasing a scent that stimulates my appetite.
“Oh, this looks delicious.” (Makoto)
I take 3 pieces of something that looks like roasted chicken and add them to my plate.
There’s other delicious-looking food, but this should be good enough for now. Even if I get greedy, I won’t be able to eat it all, so let’s become a wallflower over here.
I am currently erasing my presence as much as possible, so I am not gathering attention from my surroundings.
Just being exposed to the gazes of the two-faced nobles would be a pain, so I should just quickly fill my stomach and scram.
“Makoto-sama, how about a drink?”
Maybe she caught onto what I was thinking, Niva-san approached me with incredible timing with tray in hand.
“Then, water.” (Makoto)
“Champagne, is it.” (Niva)
“No, I said water.” (Makoto)
“I don’t have non-alcoholic drinks.” (Niva)
Sighing at Niva-san who handed me a champagne glass with a nonchalant face, I receive the glass that was making bubbles.
“Are you having fun?” (Niva)
“Does it look like I am?” (Makoto)
“You look totally annoyed.” (Niva)
Correct.
“Ohi-sama said that it is okay to leave once you have met the Princess-sama, so please endure for a bit more.” (Niva)
“Hah… Greetings with nobles are a pain.” (Makoto)
“It can’t be helped. Probing is the etiquette of nobles after all.” (Niva)
“That’s definitely wrong.” (Makoto)
Returning the bitter words of Niva-san with a smile, I take a sip of the champagne.
I am twenty years old, so I can smoke and drink, but I don’t smoke, and I don’t drink alcoholic drinks because I wish to. But as an adult that can read the mood, I won’t say those things.
“Now that I think about it, what about Dorui-san?” (Makoto)
“Dorui-sama is shut in his room continuing the making of a new medicine.” (Niva)
“He should rest at least for today.” (Makoto)
“I did tell him that, but he was pumped up in trying out the method that Makoto-sama taught him. It is impossible to stop him now.” (Niva)
So he is a research junkie. Also, don’t just nonchalantly complain by saying ‘I mistook the day to have you meet him’.
I told the brother of the queen, Dorui-san, the correct disease and condition of the king.
At first, he didn’t believe me, and it was hard to calm down the outraged Dorui-san.
It is true that if a man of unknown origins were to suddenly come out and say that you have misdiagnosed, there’s no doctor who would just accept it.
After that, Niva-san tried to convince him by lining up the symptoms of both diseases, and we somehow managed to have him believe us. Even so, he was still half in doubt, but I think that’s better than instantly believing me.
Then, I explained to Dorui-san what he can currently do. Something that increases the effect of the supplement he is currently using by several times, and also a Mega Detox that can counteract a variety of poisons.
When I taught these two to him, he made a difficult to explain face, but when I told him the effects and way of making them, his face became that of a child as he began the production of it.
In my mind, I thought ‘this person gives me the vibes of a mad scientist’.
I personally don’t think those items are that big of a deal, but from what Dorui-san said, both could be considered legendary creations in this world’s alchemy.
The Mega Detox can steadily expel the toxins in the body, but it can’t completely recover someone. Honestly speaking, it is a questionable medicine. In exchange of having effect on a wide array of poisons, it is weak in eradicating the poison. If I were to increase the effect of it even more, it would instead affect the body negatively, and there’s the chance that the current king can’t take any powerful medicine.
If possible, I would like to try my hand in creating a medicine that can resurrect the dead, but I have never seen the recipe for it. Thinking about the laws of the worlds I have been in until now, I would say that it most likely doesn’t exist.
“At any rate, Makoto-sama really does know a lot of things.” (Niva)
“Well, kinda. When things are wrapped up, I will tell you.” (Makoto)
“I see. But, judging by the way you said it, it feels as if there’s more to it.” (Niva)
“Even if you try to bait me, I won’t bite.” (Makoto)
‘Too bad’, is what Niva-san said with a smile.
“The ‘aforementioned thing’ has already been found by the search party.” (Niva)
She inches her face closer and whispers to me.
“That was pretty fast.” (Makoto)
“That’s how serious that personage is.” (Niva)
Her face showed slight sadness, and then, she said ‘well then, I will be taking my leave’, and with a bow, she left.
While looking at that back figure of hers, I think ‘isn’t this the first time I see her doing maid work?’.
☆☆ ☆☆ ☆☆ ☆☆ ☆☆
The banquet to celebrate the successful subjugation of the thief group was continuing on without any incidents.
The queen was showing a face that was different from her usual fluff maniac face, and the men and women were praising the achievement of her daughter which the queen seemed to be receiving with pride and it made me see the face of a mother there.
Probably around one hour had passed since those kind of greetings were being made.
There were still many nobles surrounding the princess, and they were mostly young men, and while lining up flowery words and elegant phrases, they were praising the princess, and that scene looked comedical.
“I want to leave…” (Makoto)
It was a dire wish of mine.
“Makoto-san.”
“Oh?” (Makoto)
With these stumped feelings of mine, I was munching on the roast chicken look-alike when someone spoke to me.
“…*Gulp*. What’s up?” (Makoto)
“I just saw you alone and was wondering what was the matter, that’s all.”
The one who spoke to me was Yuichi.
“Well, Erin is working busily, and Toto is sleeping, so…” (Makoto)
“Toto?” (Yuichi)
“The moruru that’s always on top of my head.” (Makoto)
“Ah, that little one.” (Yuichi)
As expected of a handsome boy. The pure white suit fits him way too well. As proof of that, the noble ladies are looking over this way and whispering.
Sorry that there’s an ordinary-looking man by his side. Even if I were to wear the same suit, it is more like the suit is wearing me instead. I won’t forget when Niva-san who came to dress me had said ‘it looks good on you’ as she giggled. Makoto will remember this.
“What about your childhood friend-chan and the others?” (Makoto)
“Miki and the others said they will be eating some sweets.” (Yuichi)
In the place Yuichi pointed at, there’s three girls holding plates and grabbing sweets haphazardly.
Ooh, how brave. As expected of heroes.
“I don’t really like sweet things that much.” (Yuichi)
“I see. But…aren’t they eating too much? They are going to get fat.” (Makoto)
“It is only for one day, so shouldn’t it be fine? Let’s just call it a reward for their everyday hard work.” (Yuichi)
True. I know that the heroes have been doing their best in this last week.
“How is it going?” (Makoto)
“I am now level 2.” (Yuichi)
“Ooh, you leveled up.” (Makoto)
“Yeah. I was just running and swinging my sword though.” (Yuichi)
“That’s good-to-word experience. As you accumulate experience…in this occasion, should I call it skill? Your skill will increase as your level goes up. Isn’t that common knowledge even in games?” (Makoto)
Yuichi laughs while scratching his cheek, but it doesn’t look like he is stressed.
“I have finally gotten used to the weight of the sword.” (Yuichi)
“I see.” (Makoto)
Even if you get used to the weight of the sword, don’t forget the weight of a life. I wanted to tell him this, but I am not sure if I should.
“But…I am scared.” (Yuichi)
The brows of Yuichi lowered and he made a pitiful face.
When I saw this, I was relieved. He is alright now.
It is better to be a bit timid. Be careful to the point of being cowardly. Because a person that can’t treasure himself and his friends cannot defeat the Demon Lord or save the world.
“It is a tool for battle, after all. It is natural to be scared.” (Makoto)
“Natural to be scared…” (Yuichi)
“That’s right. In this world, swords and magic are the norm and you get used to it, but it is not as if they belittle this fact. It is because they understand plenty enough the fearsomeness of a sword that they learn thoroughly the way to utilize it.” (Makoto)
I may be called a monster by monsters, but at first, I was scared of using a sword.
‘If I use a sword, I can defeat enemies’.
It is simple to put in words, but once you are in front of an enemy, you simply can’t maintain your usual composure. Fear will make your legs cower, and your body will stiffen, making you unable to move as you want.
The smell, the air; everything is different from training. A rawness you can only find in the battlefield.
I can still remember my first campaign that was smeared with blood, sweat, tears, and excretion. That day, I cried loudly at the relief of returning alive.
That day I learned of my own weakness, and desired to become stronger.
“That’s why, isn’t it fine to just learn about the sword first?” (Makoto)
“And what should I do for that?” (Yuichi)
“Who knows. Not me.” (Makoto)
Laughing at Yuichi who opened his mouth in disbelief, I continue.
“Don’t ask an ordinary person like me. In the first place, for these kind of things, methods vary between individuals… Like in games and mangas.” (Makoto)
Since he might retort if I were to say too many things, I said something I came up with on the moment, but Yuichi was clearly pulled back by this. Isn’t it fine? Don’t underestimate otaku knowledge.
In a fantasy world of swords and magic, there are times when that knowledge is actually useful, you know?
“Well, you see—” (Makoto)
“Yuichi-sama.”
I was about to say some random stuff to leave this place, but a number of people approached us along with a voice that called Yuichi.
“Prim-oujosama.” (Yuichi)
“I told you to call me Prim, though.” (Prim)
“Ah, uhm…Prim…-sama.” (Yuichi)
Oi, don’t go increasing your harem in a short period of time.
“Why are you in this place…Oh, who is the one here?” (Prim)
Narrowing her slightly slanted eyes, she looks my way -the princess that is the spotlight of today’s celebration, Prim Dilba Motoyasu.
It would have been fine if we were the ones who went to her, but her coming to us gathers a different amount of attention. And currently, I, who was doing my best to erase my presence and turn into a wallflower, have been exposed.
If a royal flower mixes in, I will stand out greatly. Damn it.
Well, she is so much of a royal flower that no one is able to get close which serves as good insect repellent, but…ah, now that I think about it, does this world have mosquito sticks? Wait, that’s of no importance right now.
“Kamiuchi Makoto, an ordinary citizen that was dragged in the hero summoning. Nice to meet you.” (Makoto)
I introduce myself like I always do, and an air of unrest spreads as always. Especially the two female knights at the back of the princess. I could feel slight hostility leaking out from them. The silver haired girl came with a glare as an extra.
“So you were Makoto-dono. I have heard of you from mother, so it is fine to maintain your speech as it currently is.” (Prim)
“Is that so. Then, I will take you up on that offer.” (Makoto)
I felt like the brows of the Princess moved for a second, but her face still had a smile and she stood elegantly.
As expected of a princess. Her education isn’t one that would make her mess up in a place like this.
“And so, didn’t you have business with Yuichi?” (Makoto)
“No. I was going to ask Yuichi-sama about who of the people here is Makoto-dono, but it looks like you have saved me the trouble.” (Prim)
I have no intentions of provoking her, but people that don’t have resistance will normally snap with what’s coming.
“That’s…I should have been the one going to greet you, and yet, I have caused Your Royal Highness the trouble. I am truly sorry for this.” (Makoto)
“D-Don’t mind it…” (Prim)
“And, regarding this time’s thief group subjugation, I send you my deepest of praises.” (Makoto)
I can at least speak in a way that sounds like formal speech, but for some reason, it doesn’t have good reception.
My formal speech apparently sounds rude and pisses people off.
“Thank you very much.” (Prim)
The Princess smiles, but her eyes were not showing any happiness at all. Rather, it was as if she was regretting something.
“Didn’t you go subjugate them while knowing everything?” (Makoto)
“—!! Why do you know that…?” (Prim)
“I did investigate a bit.” (Makoto)
Her eyes go round in surprise, and that goes the same for the two female knights accompanying her.
Looks like they knew who they were subjugating. I could tell there was slight regret in their eyes.
“So, when are you going to introduce me those two?” (Makoto)
“Ah…sorry.” (Prim)
The Princess didn’t reprimand me for my sudden topic change, and gestures the two at the back.
“Captain of the personal knight division of princess Prim -the Blue Wings knight division-, name’s Miyuna Roadwood. Pleasure to meet you.”
The silver haired woman with sharp eyes saluted.
“Lieutenant of the Blue Wings knight division, Filmina Kotorm. Nice to meet you, Makoto-kun.”
The light blue haired woman showed a gentle smile and salutes, and then, makes a smile again.
These two are the tops of the personal knight division of the princess, huh.
It is a newly formed division made especially in the coming of age of the princess that is composed solely of women. They may be a personal knight division of the princess, but that doesn’t mean they are decoration. There’s only around a hundred, but it is a gathering of quality rather than quantity, is what Niva-san said.
The skill of these two certainly does look high.
There’s apparently the hidden intention of raising the achievements of this knight division that has only been established for close to a year by having them subjugate a thief group. But it bothers me that the one who ordered this was Erac though.
Just what is that bald geezer scheming?
“Personal knight division of Your Royal Highness, huh.” (Makoto)
“Yeah. It is a knight division that has competent combatants gathered and competes for first or second strongest in this country.” (Prim)
The Princess puffs her chest out in pride, but how modest. Are you really the daughter of that queen? That small size of yours makes me doubt it.
No, it is not as if the Princess’s are small.
If I were to compare them to the sizes in my original world, it would easily be a D. But reality is sad. The Queen has close to twice that size, and the two at her back are also incredible. Especially Captain Miyuna. She could compete with the Queen in size. They are currently wearing the ceremonial dress of the knight division, but the presence of her chest is crazy. And the lieutenant Filmina isn’t falling behind.
Is this a country of big boobs?! -is what I want to shout out.
But I am more of an ass man than a boobs one.
Is there a person with beautiful buttocks?! If it is now, I can give ya a nice spanking! —literally.
“Indeed.” (Makoto)
“Makoto-dono, were you thinking something rude?” (Prim)
“Eh, no…not really.” (Makoto)
A straight stare is not in the reward kind of kink, so I just laugh it off.
“…So, did you have some business with me?” (Makoto)
And there, I throw a straight ball to the main topic.
The hero Yuichi being treated like air is getting serious by the moment, but wait for a bit more. Your turn will definitely come, so don’t look around with the face of an abandoned puppy. What happened to the energy from when you had just been summoned, Hero-kun?
“…Fufu.” (Prim)
It is not as if the Princess had laughed at that sight of Yuichi, but she hid her mouth with her hand and deepens her smile.
“You are truly just like what mother had described.” (Prim)
“I would like to question her for around an hour about what she said.” (Makoto)
“Fufu…at that time, I will accompany you.” (Prim)
The Princess laughed as if having fun, but she suddenly threw me a straight gaze towards me.
“Makoto-dono, can I…have a bit of your time tomorrow?” (Prim)
Those straight eyes of hers seemed to have resolve in them as if she had prepared herself for something.
“I am free, so whenever you want.” (Makoto)
“…Ah, thank you.” (Prim)
“Nah, don’t mind it. So, morning? Afternoon?” (Makoto)
That’s why, as a man, one has to accept the resolve of a cute girl directly. Well, that’s what a flirting bastard told me in the past. His flirting has been met with consecutive defeats, but he is a weird guy that had logic in what he said.
“Then, after breakfast, I will have someone come pick you up. Let’s meet tomorrow.” (Prim)
“Kay kay~.” (Makoto)
With the talk finished, I send the roast chicken look-alike to my mouth. Mhm, even when it is cold, it is still delish.
“Well then, Makoto-dono, Yuichi-sama, I will be taking my leave.” (Prim)
The Princess makes an elegant bow and lightly waves her hand as she leaves.
I myself send the remaining food into my mouth.
“Makoto-san, you are really fearless…for a lack of a better term…” (Yuichi)
“Really? It is always like that. Then, I will return to my room, so you go enjoy yourself as much as you want.” (Makoto)
“Ah, okay.” (Yuichi)
I gulp down the champagne, and begin to walk off while waving my hand to Yuichi.
“You bastard…don’t mess around!”
But that voice stopped me, and with a slight feeling that trouble has come, I direct my eyes to where it came from.
thanks for the chapter
Thank you for the chapter!
We have the bless of our god!!! Thats more than enough to destroy your faction!!!!
The oppai only a FAKE!!!
Remember man must always aim *high*.
Leave the bottom and go to the top.
One day we will even leave Earth and go to the space ! It has always been mankind’s dream.
As such, oppai is where men put their hopes and dreams.
But what goes up, must come down.
That just means it didn’t go up hard enough.
Heehheehehehehe I am sooooo late XD
I was busy cultivating 😎
Well Psychronia that was a good speech but let this old monk me tell you a secret… Buttons are better than boobs by at least tenfold… Thats all.
Lalocura311 had joined the butt faction.
Lalocura311 declare war towards Oppai faction 🎌
This means war.
Hahahahaha a flying orca is going to stop us? Pffff
You aren’t even a inmortal or a human being AND you wanna pick a fight with us the inmortal button Faction!??!?!
You a reckless orca, do you know that? Y-o-u a-r-e s-e-e-k-i-n-g DEATH!
That’s where you’re wrong. We are not immortal and our life is fleeting but that is the reason why our life burns the brightest !
Even if Rei gave his blessings to your faction, our team shall not falter. We are not afraid to uphold justice !
It is our weak mortality that gives us strength.
For in our weakness, we can change. We can adapt. We can teach and grow. We have our entire lives to rush through within the span of a century, while the immortal must wait til the end of eternity.
Well…we can’t very well let that stand, can we?
Thanks for the chapter !
Thanks~
I preffer boobs more couse Milk are healty!!!!!
This chapter tells most all my preference lol the Makoto describe himself including the manner of speech ( I piss off alot of people without realizingin highschool that I was too careful in my college year
And yeah I had a habit of spanking that I made it into a game who get the most spank with my siblings for years just to hid my true nature of my habit that I accidently spank one time both my parents a months ago lol how embarrassing and I’m the eldest only son who act like a child when at home, its suck to be a big bro, bootyman
Thanks for the chapter and hardwork
Thanks for the chapter! I suppose the one at the end is a random princess’s admirer?
Psychronia, that was truly beautiful! As for me… I believe we can only progress by accepting the new without forgetting previous lessons either, hehehe.
Every step taken is only brought about because the prior one supported it and every step to come can only be made by first making the one preceding it.
I don’t know what’s at the end of this long walk, but the reason we walk is to find out!
…Also because most of us really like walking in this metaphor.
Thanks for the chapter. I see I am late for the glorious discussion of ASS vs BOOBS, of course this Makoto is a man of wisdom, ASS is wisdom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! By the way shouldn’t be the Hero here complaining about someone making a harem to fast, you two faced MC if the heroe doesn’t hold strong to his childhood friend you will end up taking her form him alrigth, you Harem normie.
Yeah you tell him, both makoto are making harem imo lol
IKR??? At least one of them is aware of the consequences of consolidating it (meaning guetting close and personal with any of them) while the other is just building it like he is not even aware of it!!!!!!!!
That is what a hero supposed to be
someone with virtue and strugling to become stronger.
Unlike other isekai novels where heroes are arrogant harem dick head bastards,
Or a female thot that will later on become a part of the mc’s harem.
I wish isekai stories are more like this where the mc is being supportive of the hero.
What about stories with gender-bent heroes? (Male-to-female or can change to both genders at will).
You are not talking about genderbend mc right? Because what i’m talking about here that there is an interaction between the mc and the hero. I haven’t really encountered one, the only ones i know are crossdressing hero but that still counts as a heroine.
“It’s hard to be a friend” (though it cross-dressing) and “maou, sou da yuusha o yome ni shiyou”
Its still the same, the hero is still a love interest. To simpify my first comment. “I’m tired of heroes who are either a love interest or antagonist heroes.”
Also props to “it’s hard to be a friend” i was actually reading that and i really like it, I likr it as a modern day romcom.
Yeah, it’s refreshing. The thing is, Yuichi is the “standard” hero in the Hero vs Demon Lord story.
Most other stories try to put a twist on the story that subverts said story, and the subversion often includes twisting the unrealistically good-hearted Hero into something more stimulating.
I think we’re just getting tired of twists and would prefer to just have a normal setup done well. These trends in storytelling comes in waves depending on audience interest.
I’m not sure if it’s still going on, but wasn’t there a trend of classic villains turning out to not actually be evil for a while in movies?
Thanks for the chapter! I’m enjoying this novel surprisingly a lot.
Comments everywhere, proceeds to ignore them
Thanks for the chapter
You cannot ignore us.
We will haunt youuu…..
Oho, this Makoto seems to be quite a big fan of the female posterior. While I do not have the same preference, I approve.
I personally prefer the female mammaries more than buttocks. Because no matter how much you clean or oil it, it is still a place where the undesired comes out. It might be fine for those who doesn’t mind it, but it is just not for me.
and thanks for the chapter
Thanks for the chapter
Thanks for the chapter~!
I see now makoto and reigo-san is a man of culture as well
Thanks for the chap ~
This community fun
We try.
Thank you and please join our oppai faction.
A remainder, careful a ze bot and flying orca, they are over A rank in subjugating quest i tell ya
Next chapter:some hillbilly is gonna get spanked lol
hey hey hey ! its only SPANK if its a cute beautiful girls, if its a creepy old guy or idiot noble brat its better to give either ROCKETO PUUUNNCCCHHHH!!! or SHORYUKEN !! or kick their crotch and destroy their ‘family jewel’
NOOO ! Don’t mass-produce the womanly-man monster like a certain princess vampire ! This path lead only to DOOM !
This ought to be entertaining…. Thanks for all your hard work! 😄
btw reigokai, is it really he’s 20 years ?? i though he was 16 or 17 … is it not like 200 or 2000 if he’s counting it with his another world lifespan ?
His mental age is about 500 years or more due to his past summonings. Now he is aiming for girls 30 times ‘younger’ than him. Kono lolicon da !
hey hey hey ! they’re mature and not loli ! there’s still no sight of lolibaba so far
What’s the rule again? Half your age plus seven, I think?
So Kamiuchi’s youngest partner should be…what? 157 at youngest?
Nope, he is around 20 years old apparently.
He most likely got out of high school but ‘coincidentally’ met kouhais from his school while he was out at a grocery store.
so….. the reason he want to immediately Spank girls that annoy him is because he is an ASS-man ??
well…. not that im complaining thou
Thanks for the chapter!
Yeah ass are good, but boobs are justice! But one without the other is saddening. If u have to pick well i pick both!
A fellow men of culture !
Hello there
It’s only chapter 10. Freaking 10 chapters in and the m.c character is getting darker. We know that he calls himself oniichan and on the inside he is an old man, he like retorts (being retorted by maid that is), likes beastman, animal ears, fluffy beasts, he made (animal) drugs errr… I mean feed, he is an S… and an M too, now he is also an assman.
The hell… don’t go saying bullshit like “I’m a self proclaimed normal/common person or bystander caught by summoning.”
You’re more than a moster, in a lot of ways. This bubba puts other Demonlords and slave/harem-master to shame.
Huh…Maybe it’s just because of how other stories portray their tomboy princesses, but Prim made a good impression.
She acted the “prim and proper” princess, but I got the feeling that her true “warrior” nature was splendidly, if forcibly, beaten into that role.
In other words, I feel like she’ll be just like mom in that she becomes an entirely different person in private.
Regarding the conflict event flag at the end, I’m gonna guess it’s one of the bodyguards. Probably the one that’s been sending rude glares since Makoto got here.
[Oi, don’t go increasing your harem in a short period of time.]
he doesn’t know it yet but they actually belong to his harem~~~
look at that poor hero… treated like air and cast aside like an abandoned puppy~~~
Thanks 4 the chapter!
I wonder who that voice belongs to, and who was the target. Makoto?
Perhaps…? I mean who else here that looks and acts like a bastard in a banquet of nobles, no offense there makoto 🤐
Thou idk bout who the voice belongs to
The Prime Minister of Mysterious Voices.
either the fat geezer or its another brat noble
What about a fat brat noble ?
Thanks for the chapter, Reigo-senpai!
Makoto… you’re the one increasing your harem in a short period of time.
Also… why am I glad to not be in the battle for first anymore?
In a way, makoto is also dense huh…
Yup
It means you can stream without guilt, right?
Due to dinner being later than I would’ve liked on a night that I didn’t have to pick my sister up from work… I didn’t stream. Instead I went to work on Vault 88 in Fallout 4
Rei-kun
Please moar
{Makoto has earned the titles [Carefree], [Closet Pervert], and [Assman]}
So Makoto is an Ass-man…
[*Insert Famous Quote Here because I have no idea what to say*]
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I was tricked !
I was led to believe that I was not an assman, turns out all men are !
Nuuuuh…
Hold on now. Let’s not be too hasty.
…Give me a minute.
*cracks neck*
so… Reigokai is an Ass-man ?
And now brothers… you all know the truth
Somehow, I feel enlightened…
No! That’s wrong!
So what if one is an imitation of the other? Who decided that the substitute was inferior!?
If asses are the origin of life, then boobs represent all that we’ve treaded since that origin. When we were but beasts that walked upon four legs, asses were a precious indicator of safe childbirth.
But once we’d risen to walk upon two, boobs developed as a symbol of not just maturity and fertility, but of nurturing and motherhood! Moreover, boobs changed to be in front of women instead of behind them, meaning that we could observe a woman’s assets and gaze upon each other’s faces at the same time.
With that change, man and woman learned love. With love, we found the soul. With the soul, contemplation and understanding.
Breasts may not have been there at the start, but that just means they are a product of our evolution. Breasts are a proud reminder that we are a LOVING, THINKING RACE!
It is by the bosom that we cultivate family! It is by oppai that we can exchange ideas and understand each other! IT IS THANKS TO BOOBS THAT WE HAVE PLOT!
Psychronia and Orca has now registered in the oppai faction, the opposition party of the (now) governing buttocks party.
We will overthrow the corrupt government !
Huh??? Whats this such an unholy party, such a blasphemy!!!!!!!!!!
Our fanservice is a fanservice that will pierce the hy-I mean, the con-I mean, the…fourth wall.
…Yeah, the fourth wall sounds right.
Butts are butts, but they can also become breasts.
https://josefcd904.files.wordpress.com/2016/10/keijo-ep-1-pic-26.jpg
A MARRIAGE!
Wait, what? I would say I’m more in the neutral [Love For All] faction…
The point of my speech was to refute the complete denial of Chest in favor of Rumps. I guess I can technically still head the Oppai faction with Orca, as long as it’s not under a supremacy doctrine.
One should unabashedly love what one loves, derive true enjoyment from it, and spread passion like a
plaguewildfire.…Except NTR. Only villains enjoy NTR. And I mean the CG Sith kind, not the cool kind.
Lel, personally i like both boobs and asses :3
A wizened one.
Nothing is wrong. Everything is permitted. Though with help, everyone must guide themselves down their own paths.
Reigo-senpai… I have to argue with that logic. THIGHS ARE WHAT MATTER!!!
After that, any man will come to love philosophy. AND THEY’LL BE RIGHT !
Tanks Food
Thanks for the new chapter!
weeeny beaty firsty flaggy hereeeeeeeee
I may be called a monster by monsters, but at first, I was scared of using a sword.
Fufufu, Makoto here seem to be self aware, in this sense he is almost like the other Makoto… Although the other Makoto doesnt seem that scared at first, he know his power is on the level of god
He was scared of getting dirty looks, that’s why he wore a mask to hide his “hideous” face.
Thanks for the Chapter.
Thanks for the chapter!
And yeah, no worries. It’s understandable to get a typo like that normally, nevermind from a phone translation.
“While looking at that back figure of hers, I think ‘isn’t this the first time I see her doing maid work?’”
… HE’S TOTALLY RIGHT !? Oo
She already did maid-like jobs, such as changing Makoto’s cloth (while oogling his muscles). That is very (fantasy) maid-like.
Makoto is so forgetful
More than that, she’s done nothing but tsukkomi the crap out of her master with a snark most savage since her first appearance.
…what do you mean that’s not what a maid’s job is?
well only high level maid have the ability to Tsukkomi or Bokke their own master
True. True.
Well, kinda. When thinks are wrapped up, I will tell you
thinks=things ?
Also thx for the chapter
Thank you Reigokai !
Whatever you do, don’t touch Nepu’s mug. It’s cursed.
“Your turn will definitely come, so don’t look around with the face of an abandoned puppy. ”
Poor hero, but I can’t imagine him with puppy eyes though. A hero with puppy eyes… hmm…
… I read too fast and mix the words. The result was dreadful…
A Nepu with puppy eyes.
I gonna make nightmare…
It’s the cursed mug fault
do you need some help ? i can help you gouge your eyes for that
Are you talking about this mug?
https://i1.wp.com/braxtonexpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/mockup-2d1e4ac0.jpg
or this one?
https://images.lookhuman.com/render/standard/2663956408429102/mug11oz-whi-z1-t-cursed-with-good-looks.jpg
The first one. That was the cursed mug !
Does it hit too close to home?
Are your relationships all cursed?
Stop stabbing my heart and feelings.
Ugh…
Funny, you seem to enjoy ramming into everyone as Reincarnation Bus regardless of how they feel.
Otherwise, you just need to get your normal bus driving license revoked.
Oh no, someone here who knows about my dark past! I need to …
*wears a magical skull mask that inhibits recognition*
“Hello, nice to meer you. My name is Fate Barbato…”
Hey, have you seen a Flying Orca anywhere?
*stabs with a cursed knife*
*Evades*
*Activate Skill [Gluttony]*
*Eats the attacker along with the cursed knife/dagger*
*Activates Skill[Parallel Existence]*
*Evades [Gluttony]*
*Activate Skill [Probability Manipulation]*
*100% hit rate on Flying Orca*
My stats are at Area E+ level. Attacks from someone with stats lower than Area E level cannot even scratch me.
AHAHAHAHAHA !
*Uses Master Ball*
Ah !
Not fair ~ !
Any last words?
Use [Self Destruct]
“I’LL BE BACK !”
atleast he aint a certain hero(lol) that’s too full of self justice…
who are you talking about ?
kouki
…That could totally be a story in itself, couldn’t it?
The hero does just fine at his jobs, but his face and eyes are distractingly cute.
Probably a shota in at least appearances.
… reminds me of Link in the Zelda series.
Don’t you think so ?
Depending on the game…yeah, that’s kinda right.
“Don’t underestimate otaku knowledge.”
MC knows what he’s talking about.
Thanks for the chapter!!!!!!
Being genre savvy in a tropey universe is pretty freaking cheat.
Thank you for the chapter Reigokai-san!
Guh, ze bot is first this time around…
Imma read later…
Damn it bot
In a sense i was first
But you were still been beaten by a bot and a cat.
You’ll always be the first in my heart, OneGuy.
🙂
…
“Target #01 locked, sniper ready.” (Echo 2)
“Do it.” (Orca)
you cheated..
but eventho you cheated, i still beat you few times in the past
and you sound like someone who is proud winning marathon race, by using a motorcycle.
VROOOOM is the bellow of victory!
I feel you -_-
Thanks! Nepu!
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*Takes the cursed mug away from Nepu*
*Throws into the air and shoot it with rocket launcher*
BOOOOOOM !!
If only curse could be broke that easily…
*pieces of the mug scattered all over*
WHY DID YOU DO THAT!
*a piece fell down on me*
Oh shi-!
*got ran over by two trucks*
Yup, breaking cursed objects, just spreads the carnage.
It made a mistake.
*sits on the sidelines sipping iced tea*
NuoooOOOooo!
The MUG! It did nothing wrong! It was just created that way!
*then every so slowly, reforms itself like T2000*
where the heck u got that weapon ? wait… did you stole that from the long blonde haired guy !? damn i need to save one also!
*rawcket lawnchair where are youu~~*
I don’t know what you’re talking about.
*whistles away*
Thank u always for ur great work…
^^…